"WEEGE! GRAB MY LEGS!" Once they were
in the same elevation, Luigi quickly held onto his legs, though what for?
Mario bet everything on what was going to happen next. He pushed a switch
on his FLUDD and it immediately shot two streams of water downwards causing
them to "hover" for a short amount of time.
"Mario!!!" Luigi was panicking. Both knew it wasn't going to last for much
longer and eventually FLUDD would give in and let them fall into the canyon.
The supernatural fiercely released bombs, spears and arrows onto the two
plumbers. An arrow whizzed by Luigi's stomach. Mario caught a low outcry
of pain until his arm was also pierced by a ghostly archer. With Mario having
little control over the device the FLUDD stumbled and they erratically flew
in the air.
"WAHHHHHHHHH!!" Both yelled as the water that shot out of FLUDD's nozzle
grew thin. When they made a sharp turn to the left they crashed against
the other side of the ravine.
Luigi pulled out the arrows, both slightly wincing. "Mario, are you ok?"
Luckily the arrows had only scraped them. They were standing in a light-lacking
cave with silent flames flickering by their movement.
"An altar?" At the center, the royal leader of the Boo gang floated dazzled
by the beauty of mansion's princess. Serenity was at the verge of becoming
another painting of King Boo. When her vision met the two, the king knew
of the arrival of the heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"You again!" He acidly threw his threatening eyes at them. "You two have
plagues me for the last time!!! You're as pesky as a flea carrying the Black
"Glad to be a nuisance."
"No matter, your spread of heroic deeds will end here!!!" The flames turned
a shade of a pale blue matching the freezing eyes of the king.
"Mario, Luigi, you must aim for his in-" Serenity transformed into a picture
before finishing her warning. Mario and Luigi aimed the FLUDD and PG3K at
their adversary. He laughed, mocking them,
"I don't care if you had thousands of those ridiculous machineries," A
flash blinded everything, when it disappeared the atmosphere became as hot
as an oven. They found themselves standing in a large area surrounded by
razing flames of fire. Their final battle was going to occur atop the mansion.
Out of the shadows behind the small towers and rocks, emerged the gigantic
figure of a reptilian turtle.
"BOWSER!?" The two shouted in union.
" I'LL FRY YOU DOWN TO ASHES!!" He released a blast of fire, razing every
unfortunate thing it came across. "I will personally dispose of you FOREVER!"
His raging footsteps shuck the ground like an earthquake in San Francisco.
Each plumber hid themselves behind a small pile of stones, for it seems
like the only temporally safe spot.
"Mario! This can't be him!" Luigi pressed himself against behind a small
tower, staying out of their enemy's sight.
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!!" the reptilian turtle hollered.
"I know that! We've defeated Bowser numerous times, but we have never really
"So, it's not his ghosts?" Fire blew in between their hiding spots.
"'Course not! King Boo must be chickening out."
Bowser's thunderous roar boomed, "COME OUT!!! I"LL RAZE YOU UNTIL NOTHING"S
LEFT OF YOU!!!!!"
"He sure knows how to use Bowser's form though."
Seeing no response he thought of another idea, "IF YOU WON'T SHOW YOURSELVES
THEN I'LL DRIVE YOU OUT INTO THE OPEN!" For a moment of silence it felt
like that the roof become much more crowded.
"What?" a group of hounds, boos, skeletons, zombies neared them. King Boo
has called for reinforcement. He grinned for successfully luring out the
plumbers. They somehow were able to keep a good distance of the cranky hounds.
Three enemies jumped at the Mario, but they immediately flew off after a
swallowing the high pressured water of FLUDD. Their bones dispersed, leaving
a messy bone grave on the ground. This
caused Luigi's brain to click.
"Hey Mario, do you have it?!"
"What?" Out of his side pockets appeared what seems to be, "This?" ...a
can of tomato sauce??? "You know I always keep a spare back-up of spaghetti
"Good, can you give it to me?"
"Wah?!?" Taken in by his odd comment, he became off guard so that a zombies
had grabbed him by the shoulder about to take a taste of his delicious skin.
"Let go!!" He quickly pushed it off him. "Weege! I'm as hungry as you but
we've got more importuner things to bother about than pasta!!"
"Who said I was going to make pasta? " The next skeleton making a jump
for him would suit its next job for a can opener. He grabbed the skull and
forced its edgy jaw against the lit.
"What are you doing?" Mario keep herself guarded while trying to understand
Luigi's odd change in action.
"Just making dinner for our enemies." He simply smiled.
"Oh, I see." Mario grinned. He covered Luigi, keeping their ferocious guests
away, while Luigi was busy preparing their "dinner". There were small holes
on one side of the can while it was open on the other. Luigi reversed the
PG3K which was channeled to it causing the sauce to splatter out of the
container. It was raining tomato sauce. The skeletons, zombies and the remaining
bones were covered with Italian sauce. As soon as
the pasta dripped down the dogs' eyes, they enlightened with so much joy,
for the HUGE feast that lay before. They made a mad run for the crying skeletons
dipped with red. The zombies discrete, breaking apart on the violent impact.
"So, those dogs were after you when they saw blood. Tomato sauce makes
a perfect resemblance. Bones are just their all time favorite thing to nibble
"I WILL NOT BE DEAFEATED BY A BUNCH OF CURPULENT PLUMBERS!!!!" King Boo
who used Boswer's "body " as his own, whizzed his fist by them, they barely
dodged, kissing the ground.
Regardless of water, ice, fire, or wind, Luigi's Poltergust 3000 dispensed,
Mario's FLUDD had no effect on King Boo either "YOU THINK THAT MEEKLY SPRINKLE
OF WATER, AND THAT BREEZE OF DUST COULD HARM ME?!"
They aimed for everything they could think of. The nose, head, feet, tail,
body, eyes, nothing seemed to work. Kind Boo whipped his tail against the
duo causing chunks of rocks of a nearby wall tumbling down.